What will Obama name his dog?

If Paulson named the dog:
so when he has an accident you’ll hear in the White House:
Bad Loan, Bad Bad Loan
If McCain named the dog:
Maverick
If Sarah Palin named the dog:
Zamboni
Prudhoe Bay
Barracuda
If the RNC named the dog:
Drill
If Kansas named the dog:
Toto
If Joe the Plumber named the dog:
Nut
If Cindy McCain named the dog:
Mutt

Who will make up Obama’s Cabinet?

President Barack Obama’s Cabinet:
Chief of Staff: Bob Dole
Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they’re thinking at all.
Department of Agriculture: Ross Perot
If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
Department of the Interior: Todd Palin
Crickets chirping

Secretary of Commerce: Larry [...]

Dancing with the **Political** Stars

This is so silly but should put a smile on your face. Warning:includes slight profanity.
Dancing with the Political Stars including McCain, Obama, Bush, and Gore.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I am not sure where this came from – but a friend sent it to me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need [...]

Night of the walking Dead

McCain is so funny – funny not presidential. Oh well.