The Story: The servant and loads

I am not sure where the story came from. Heard it from a good friend. Tried looking in google – nothing. If someone knows – please let me know.
The rich master and his servants were going on a trip. The Master asked one of his favorite servants which load he wanted to carry: one was [...]

Don’t Make a Fool Of Yourself story that you will not guess ending to

From bluecirclet.com
Will you be able to guess the ending??
Don’t Make a Fool Of Yourself
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer, ” This is the dumbest kid in the world “. Watch while I prove it to
you.
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, [...]

What will Obama name his dog?

If Paulson named the dog:
so when he has an accident you’ll hear in the White House:
Bad Loan, Bad Bad Loan
If McCain named the dog:
Maverick
If Sarah Palin named the dog:
Zamboni
Prudhoe Bay
Barracuda
If the RNC named the dog:
Drill
If Kansas named the dog:
Toto
If Joe the Plumber named the dog:
Nut
If Cindy McCain named the dog:
Mutt

Who will make up Obama’s Cabinet?

President Barack Obama’s Cabinet:
Chief of Staff: Bob Dole
Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they’re thinking at all.
Department of Agriculture: Ross Perot
If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
Department of the Interior: Todd Palin
Crickets chirping

Secretary of Commerce: Larry [...]